Baby Bathtub, or Baby Blender

Ya, this is funny in so many ways. I was laughing so hard... it is pretty fucked up though. It is real, I guess its from Europe, and they are trying to bring it out here. All I gotta say is Hell no

Ah ya

Rich called me this morning, 330 am... lol... he is reenlisting in the army. We have been going through this for about 2 months, not knowing what was going on. He is getting stationed at Fort Carson :) yay! I am very happy...
I am going out Sat night, celebrations must occur!

A different Christmas Poem

This made me cry of course lol :) I thought I would share

A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, my daughter beside me, angelic in rest.Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, transforming the yard to a winter delight.
The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment or so it would seem, so I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.
The sound wasn’t loud, and it wasn’t too near but I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.Perhaps just a cough, I didn’t quite know, then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, and I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, a lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier I puzzled, some twenty years old, perhaps a Marine huddled here in the cold.
Alone in the dark he looked up and smiled, standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.‘What are you doing?’ I asked without fear, come in this moment. ‘It’s freezing out here!’ ‘Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve, you should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!’
For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift, away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts...
To the window that danced with a warm fire’s light then he sighed and he said ‘It’s really all right, I’m out here by choice. I’m here every night.’‘It’s my duty to stand at the front of the line, that separates you from the darkest of times.
No one had to ask or beg or implore me, I’m proud to stand here like my fathers before me.’‘My Gramps died at Pearl on a day in December,’ then he sighed, ‘that’s a Christmas Gram always remembers.’‘My dad stood his watch in the jungles of Nam, and now it is my turn and so, here I am.’‘I’ve not seen my own son in more than a while, but my wife sends me pictures, he’s sure got her smile.’
Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag, the red, white, and blue... an American flag.‘I can live through the cold and the being alone, away from my family, my house and my home.’‘I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet, I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat.’‘I can carry the weight of killing another, or lay down my life with my sister and brother, who stand at the front against any and all, to ensure for all time that this flag will not fall.’
‘So go back inside’, he said, ‘harbor no fright, your family is waiting and I’ll be all right.’
‘But isn’t there something I can do, at the least, ‘Give you money,’ I asked, ‘or prepare you a feast?’ ‘It seems all too little for all that you’ve done, for being away from your wife and your son.’ Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret, ‘Just tell us you love us, and never forget.
To fight for our rights back at home while we’re gone, to stand your own watch, no matter how long. For when we come home, either standing or dead, to know you remember we fought and we bled is payment enough, and with that we will trust, that we mattered to you, as you mattered to us.’

LCDR Jeff Giles, SC, USN30 t h Naval Construction Regiment OIC, Logistics Cell One Al Taqqadum , Iraq.

Things that piss me off

Just a few...
It seems that in order to try to win anything these days we have to go to the website and sign up. I hate that shit. Fill out a damn survey, give them your info, and hope to win. I liked the days of looking in the box to see if you won, or under the cap... not having to type in numbers everywhere. bullshit...

Bright ass lights from hell on peoples cars...
Driving on the street, when the moon is new, and here comes the fucking giant truck of doom behind you blazing the sun into your mirrors. They always manage to hit all the mirrors and reflect the torture right into my eyes. What the hell is up with the blueish lights too.. the yellow ones are bright enough now I have even better high powered blue light flooding in. Man that shit pisses me off.

Movies

Today I watched Apocalypto. It was actually kinda good, but then again I get caught up in drama pretty fast. The beginning I couldn't watch, I stood in my kitchen and listened to the screams and dying. The rest was pretty good. Although, the whole baby jetting out of the girl into the water thing at the end was a bit funny. :)

I am really looking forward to the movie "I am legend". I have watched all sorts of previews for it and it looks awesome. I really like those end of the world movies with scary infected/zombie/monster add ins. Good stuff. I might actually have to go to the theater for this one...

WoW

I just saw the funniest commercial on spike. William shatner pushing World of Warcraft.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5AF1lPRWG8

Drunkeness

As a side note, when Net and I were at Willies south we won a $10 bar tab. Since it was about midnight and we had no tab, Net went up to the bar and did something...
About 5 mins later he came back and we listened to some bad singing. The bartender came up with this tray filled with shot glasses.... I was thinking "what the fuck?!"
He had bought 10 shots of the butter schnaps that was on sale that night. I got a little nervous cause I had stopped drinking to be able to drive and I was thinking hell he cant drink all of those!
He had 2 then gave some to the people next to us.... then had another... then gave some to another table... and right before we left had 2 more.. he surely is a king among hashers. dats a lotta booze that night..

End of the Thanksgiving hash

They were doing the Thriller zombie shuffle
And at the end of the congo line

The rest of the pics can be seen here
http://www.flickr.com/photos/dangeriss/

Ha Ha

So, I managed to go the entire day without saying Happy Thanksgiving once!! yes... I had about 8 texts with the words in it, but I always responded with "you too" hehehe sukkas

Even with my family, they would say it, and I would say "oh ya you too" I am going to do the same thing on xmas too...

And, I bought Guitar Hero 3, and schooled everyone in my family. It was fun! My mom really likes it and is going to get me the other games for xmas so she can play it too... made an otherwise boring day go by really fast...

Nothing exciting

Thats right Emo kids, he is coming for you!

I heart Christians

Sorry in advance to any of my christian viewers, but this was cool. I went to perkins tonite for the kids eat free night with Johnny. There was a family next to us that Johnny just had to start messing with. After a bit, Johnny looked at me and said "that kid has a daddy, I dont have a daddy"
which of course was terrible and I felt really bad and said "Johnny your daddy is in Iraq remember??"
The guy heard me of course and started talking to Johnny about his daddy and if he was in the army and all that... so after a while they left and said bye bye and johnny finally ate.
After a few minutes, the waitress came by and said that that guy had paid for our dinner! I was like.. no way, really? dang I felt kinda bad cause its not like we are hurting or anything, but I also felt kinda good cause I never get that and it was cool of them to do that. That guy has got to be getting some good karma from that, at least I am sending it out to him!
Christians are cool sometimes :)

This just freaks me out for some reason

ahhhhh ya......

Argo-Nutz

(This is an old pic from the stripper hash)

Poor Argo, really hurt that boy the last 2 nights at Arctic. Guess you can't expect anything else when you have friends that are hashers. He is off to Iraq on Sunday.

Not sure if it will hold, but we renamed him Dances with Pillows :)

Halloween Hash

Yes I know

This blog sucks. I just moved, will be posting pics from the last hash soon, just calm down now....

Halloween

Since my kid is gone, I am going to head to Old Chicagos on Wed night for some beers. Anyone bored should head up too....
Austin Bluffs

I will post the pics from the hash soon too, just cant right now cause my comp is in storage till friday, and putting some of those pics on moms comp would just be wrong hehehe

Yes!

Alright, I tried to make this bigger, but whatever so here is what it says...

First guy- Oh my. Sir I think I may need a little more time to get the minions mobilized.

Second guy- I think I just had an evilgasam

Not much longer now

The next paycheck Rich gets has his extra money in it. You know what that means??? Thats right kiddies, he will be back very soon now woohoo!!

ah ya

You all remember going to Santa's workshop when you were kids. Now I get to go again muhahahah!!!
Peace out! (gotta do the peace sign sometimes, I know its gay but fuck it)

This one is for c4

I was outside the other night, and johnny was shooting some balls out of a new nerf shooter. My downstairs neighbor says to me, " You shouldnt buy so many toys for Johnny, I swear he is really spoiled."

This is about the 8th time I have heard this from him. I know that I prob shouldnt buy him so many toys but its not every day or anything... maybe once a week if he is good at school. Anyway, I said to him, " Why do you care what I buy my kid, he is my kid and I can get him whatever I want. We can stay up till 2am if I want so what the fuck?"

That got him all defensive and he started sputtering nonsense about oh ya you can do what you want, its all good.

Fuck that, I am sick of defending my kid being happy. For once I actually didnt just say "oh your right, I know, wow I should stop"
Fuck what a dead beat dad says about it anyway, he should call his kid every once in a while instead of chasing after 18 year old pussy. hehehe

Moving time

Anyone have a stash of boxes hanging around?

Beer

Ya, I was singing when this pic was taken. You all know the song....
My neighbors refused pics after I said something about posting them on my blog lol... silly fuckers

Go Team Evil

You know, sometimes there are just times when you gotta let loose the inner warrior




And this is who we strive to be!!

Or better yet, from left to right

Tony!, Marissa, Terry, Leokesh, Yunker, and Tom!!

Awesome

Yar!

Ok. Once again I am pissed off. I know it is possible for a man and a woman to be just friends, cause I do it all the time. My neighbor is really nice, and likes to play with Johnny. Tonite, he got drunk, and said something that really got me going. he said, "I am done messing with Johnny, cause it doesn't get me anywhere so why should I care?" He said this in front of all the guys around my place, and everyone just looked at me like I was supposed to go fuck him or something right away. Fuck that, seriously. I thought he was trying to be honest friends with us but I guess he just wanted to get close to me so I would fuck him. He went and sat on his truck for a bit all pissed off, and I thought to myself, why should I even care enough to go over there and talk to him. I did anyway. Talk about a buzz kill too, jeez. And fuck all my other neighbors for assuming I would just go fuck him. Good thing I am moving out soon. And fuck them for giving me shit for not putting Johnny to bed at 8. We can stay upstairs till 2am awake if we want to, they can all go fuck themselves. Ok I am done again.

I hate stoopid fuckers

I was relaxing so nicely a few minutes ago, when there was a knock on my door. No one ever comes to visit in the day so I figured it was maintenance or something. No, I am not so lucky. I almost didn't answer but I did like an idiot. Some young punk ass kid standing there. He did the usual "I'm a communication major and I am trying to go to Europe blah blah" I said I didn't want to buy anything, he said I didn't (of course) all I had to do was ask him what a matter baby is. I said I didn't have time right now, and he said.. "just ask me what a matter baby is"
I said I don't care ( hehehe whats a matter baby?? ya right like i am going to say that shit)

He said " you know that's what is wrong with the world today, no one cares. well god bless you anyway" and he left.

What the fuck ever, like I want to pay for some dumb ass smelly grubby looking kid who is supposedly in college to go to Europe. LOL seriously, I have trouble paying for my own shit let alone a lier. And anyone else who comes to my door and says god bless you will get a nice response next time that will probably warrant a police presence.

Which reminds me of when the babtists came to my door and said to me "what if you were to die tomorrow, do you know you would go to heaven??" My response as usual.. "I don't care" that about made him keep going but I think looking at me made him think I was a lost cause.. hehehe standing there with a beer in my hand, and kid screaming in the background.... classic

Anyway I am sick of people trying to make me care about their lives, or lies, or religion. I care about things like my husband not dying, my kid being happy, my family progressing, and my friends. Fuck all else. I'm done.

Porn for women

Rich Pics

hahaha taking pics of himself

Rich sent me some pics tonite! Yay, I am not sure why he is wearing these uniforms or even how he got them but whateva

Bored

Bored... my mom thinks she has West Nile, so I am screwed for a babysitter anytime soon...
She has been to the ER 3 times this week, I think she is getting better tonite though, which is good :)
In other news, why would anyone say someone you knew died, when maybe they did not... I will be so mad if this fucker lied to me about that.. death will be coming... I mean I cried for like an hour! Who does that shit?? Now do I hope its not true or do I hope it is? fucking hell....

Sweet Love

It is hard to think that it was only 6 years ago. So many things have happened in that time. I miss Rich very much today.. we have never missed an anniversery, which makes it harder. I love him very much and soon I hope he will be back and never leave again, though that seems unlikely. Thanks to C4 for being there for me, I love ya girl... ( you can see her in the pic on the top if you look close enough )

Pathfinder

Has anyone seen this movie Pathfinder? Wondering if it is worth renting at all. How gory is it? stupid story?

I find this funny

So, tonite there was a party at my apartment place. I managed to get really drunk and am still so as I write this. After the party we all go down to the usual drinking point. Men are dumb, thats all I have to say.. there is this guy that thinks he is the shit, and then my downstairs neighbor across the way who is cool, if not a bit odd. Texas(we call him this cause he is from Texas, downstairs across the way) and Dude (no idea what his name is) start getting into it cause of some dumb shit. I remove myself from the area, and sit on the stairs to watch if they start fighting. They grab each others asses and posture a bit, then all is forgiven. I swear I do not understand the thinking here. A man who is not happy with another can posture and grab some ass, then they laugh and say all is forgiven.What the fuck!!! at least there was no real fighting though... but what is the deal here??

Ren Fair

John getting knighted
Tom being Tom
Aaron, Tom and Terry

Fixed

I got fixed today, this is near my left elbow. I have had a nasty little thing there for years now and finally today it was cut off. I would like to thank the Zink master for having such a good mother who said to me " you want to do that today?? ok lets cut that off for ya"

awesome

Pics

I dont know who these guys are but damn they are sexy
Roger and Me, he said this IS him smiling
Tom, John, and Terry

Drunk

Yet again, drunk on my recent trip to Illinois. Ya fun stuff

Ha

My husband is just going to kill me for this but I can't resist. This is him, back in the day he must have been like 18 or younger. Gotta love the shirt hehehe what a skinny fucker... and damn that hair!!

Aquarium

Went to the Denver Aquarium today. It was really cool, everyone should go check it out at some point. Very worth the drive.

This was funny

I was reading Marie Claire (fashion Magazine) and there was a section about who women would want to trade places with in a love scene. There it was, No Shit, at #5 trading places with Jake Gyllenhaal when Heath Ledger gets rough with him in the tent. Now, I like the thought of Heath just fine, but.. ah... getting it up the butt with no lube is not cool! hehehe #5 jeez I can think of a lot of better sex scenes. Oh and just so you know, #1 was trading with the girl who was captured and forced to service Brad Pitt in Troy. Now that would be fun :)

I know I am weird but...

I love this magazine, its so fucked up :) you can buy it at borders.... it can be really bad sometimes, just so you know

Hummm looks familiar

Your Mom

My mom took this pic in Manitou this weekend, all I can say is wow

Dentist

Had round 3 at the dentist today. One more time and I will be all done. But, holy shit! today actually hurt more then it ever has in the past. Had to get 2 fillings done on my bottom left, which was already very fucked up. Nowadays at the dentist, they numb up your gums just a little bit, then take a huge torture device that the devil created and shoot more numbzit in your tooth. Fucking hell that shit hurt... Then he is drilling away and sure enough I start feeling that pain coming and finally i had to jerk away and demand more numbzit shit. He was like "oh sorry sweetie, we hate it when it hurts you know, but at least you know your tooth isn't dead"
I know my tooth isn't dead cause I can still feel it every day! wtf.. I like the guy don't get me wrong but hell that hurt. Now it is throbbing pain. My mom gave me some super pain killers and i think its starting to kick in yay. The dentist is pure evil incarnate, especially the Mormon ones lol :) I'm just kidding but the sooner this is over the better.

Promotion

(silly pic of him from last month, he would be so mad if he knew I put this up here)

Richard finally got his promotion. He is now back up to what he was when he left the first time. Sgt Randolph hehehe

Funny thing is he is getting paid more now then a low end E-7 because of his time in service. Good for him, and he said that nothing crazy happened that day, just a few hard punches in the arms and chest. I guess he got lucky.

Mushrooms

I was watching the planet earth show tonight on discovery. There was a section in which an ant was taken far away from the rest of the ants and left to die. Ends up, they did that because it had a parasitic mushroom spore growing inside it and it would kill off a ton of the other ants. Time lapse for a bit and the ant dies. Next thing it shows is a mushroom growing out of the top of its head... time lapse to show it growing. Then they cut to other insects with mushrooms growing out of their legs, heads, thorax.... I about died. Almost had to puke. That was one of the grossest thing I have ever seen. I hate mushrooms passionately.. not the kind that you eat, i got no problems there, but the kind that appear in your house or grow outta things they shouldn't. I get chills every time I even think about it. Just thought I would share

Army Strong

Just some more from what I wrote below this, the tour extension thing. I wasn't to worried about this cause Rich mentioned it prob was just a rumor. Well, not a rumor after all apparently... not set in stone but the people above him are not saying "no" now.. so looks like he will be gone until Feb. now. That is just fabulous. There is another shitty part though which is fucked up and gay and of course typical. When he left he was told that if he had to stay over 12 months, he would get an extra 1000 a month. Now, they are changing that to 15 months, of course! I mean wow if you knew you had to keep troops there for extra time what better way to not have to pay them extra then to extend the tours instead. They changed the rules and took that money away.. he may get 200 extra a month but fuck what bastards. Of course this is not confirmed at the moment, but come on now of course it will happen. We should all write letters to congressmen.

Tours

The length of time for a tour in Iraq is going up to 15 months, isn't that lovely...
Guess I will never get pregnant again

24

I will prob get some hell for this but its cool. I decided after Monday that I am not watching 24 anymore. It was so cool in the beginning, bombs going off and shit, but now it is so damn tedious that I am done. Sorry you hardcore fans but I can only take so much.

After the hash

Fucking Tom: Ya, I like her ass a lot, its so tight

Fun Tina: Ya, buns of steal baby

Fucking Tom: they are too!

Fun Tina: Rip your cock right off

Fucking Tom: nice

Cops at Arctic

Sorry Kirk, you moved at the wrong time hehehehe

Fun times

Here we are at Garden of the Gods. Rich, Johnny, and John sitting on a rock. We are doing good, drinking a lot of beer and downloading a lot of pics. I hope to bring Rich to Arctic on Friday night and perhaps Sat. to the hash. Not sure on that yet but we will see.

Long ass flights

My husband called me Monday night to tell me he was on the way to the airport to come home. yay! So I waited... and this morning at 8 he called to say he was in Kuwait. Dang, that took a long ass time. He said they had a lot of customs nonsense to go through, and that there were a lot of guys going so it took a really long time to leave. So he will be here tomorrow at 530 apparently.. I hope it works out that way.

Green Dress Hash

Just Tom and Milf

Lick My Lincoln and Nascock