Marissa

Kate Fallon Randolph

2009-01-16T13:42:00.001-08:00

December 15th, 906 am
6lbs 11oz

:)

2008-10-08T14:24:00.000-07:00

We are going to buy this house, yay!

...

2008-09-29T10:19:00.000-07:00

I went to the Ren fair

2008-07-16T13:02:00.000-07:00

terry, me, and andrew
Hodges and Me

It was a fun day, very hot though.... I spent a lot of money too :)

blah

2008-06-25T15:24:00.000-07:00

I never get to see my husband anymore. He leaves at 5 am everyday. He gets home at around 630 pm everyday. I can only imagine how tired he is all the time. On the weekends, he gets to do extra duties and fun guard jobs. Its probably a good thing I am already pregnant, cause it sure would not happen now lol.
Hopefully it will ease up for him, I am starting to feel really bad for him. Someone also wrote Redneck across his truck yesterday in chalk. Its kinda funny, but at the same time not. Eh, oh well. We need a vacation I think. :)

Baby

2008-06-12T10:38:00.000-07:00

So, I am only having 1 child it seems (which is a really really good thing) But what will I have? anyone care to wager??

Hi

2008-06-10T15:43:00.000-07:00

I hate the girl that sings that gay ass song about crinkling her nose. I hear that so much sometimes I just want to kill people.

why

2008-05-22T07:52:00.000-07:00

Why does everything have to be a survey these days. Every reciept I get is a survey, and you never win shit!

Slacker

2008-05-02T20:32:00.000-07:00

I am a slacker. I am at home completely alone, and I can not manage to do anything. My husband and kid are gone, in Buffalo and all I have been doing is watching movies. Shitty, I should be cleaning out all the extra shit I have acquired in the past month. I just cant seem to get any energy though.
For anyone who doesn't know, I am pregnant. I am sure that this is the reason for my slacking. Just a little over a month. I am due in December. That seems like sooooo long to me. All summer to be preg LOL! It does figure though.
Well, at least I managed to stop all my bad habits and I am even taking the vitamins every day.

Charlton Heston

2008-04-09T20:10:00.000-07:00

Died April 5th...
He was awesome, I love Moses

Soylent Green is People!!

2008-04-08T07:28:00.000-07:00

i want a gun...

is it wrong to rampage a store?

2008-03-30T19:20:00.000-07:00

I hate walmart. Always have. Today though I almost went postal on those fuckers. I found some patio furniture that was nice and cheap too, so I wanted it. I waited for 45 mins, looking for someone to help, then I went to customer service and got some help. When I got back to the garden center, I noticed another couple looking at the same set. Finally, someone showed up and came over to us. The other woman jumped up and said "I have been here for 20 mins waiting so I am first"
I was like, What the fuck! So I said that I went to customer service to find help with this a while ago. She didn't care and almost got in my face about it. They ended up finding 2 sets in the back so thank god I didn't have to kill her today. (but it would have been fun)
After all that, I went to buy all the stuff, and the lines where almost all the way back to the clothes racks. This is what I hate about walmart. They have this commercial about how they open more lines to make it faster, but I swear there were only a few normal lines open. I know it was Sunday but still! false advertising I say. 45 mins in line pissed me off enough to write them a hate letter and tell them they suck. ha ha! Take that super company who doesn't care that I spend 350 dollars! fucking nonsense.

Bored

2008-03-19T17:22:00.000-07:00

I have no passion anymore for things I used to do. Fucking hell, I need to find something...

oh ya

2008-03-13T12:12:00.000-07:00

I was just thinking we should do this again at Arctic on Sat night...

i am crazy

2008-03-09T09:39:00.000-07:00

Went to Arctic last night, and I am thinking I have been at low altitude for to long. I got so drunk, it just was not right. I drank what I normally drink but wow.... puked all over my bathroom. havent done that for so long.
I had turned the tv on when I got home and didnt notice what was on till I came back into the room. Fucking home shoppers network was selling dildos and vibrators. I was really suprized. It was only 1230 and it was channel 41 I think. I had to laugh at that.
Thank you Net for coming to watch Karaoke with me.
you rock!

Travel

2008-03-06T10:06:00.000-08:00

I have been traveling forever it seems. Finally found a comp that I could post on. Went to Killeen again for 2 weeks... now I am in Buffalo NY for the day to get my kid. Ill be back tomorrow night... I just want to be home for more then a month. But I get to go back to Killeen to get Rich in April so eh..
At least I am happy right :)
I miss my tv though, At least I have on demand so I can watch the wire when I get back

Happy Birthday to Me!

2008-02-13T16:15:00.001-08:00

Feb 20th I turn 30 years...
So, since that is a wed, I am going to have a party on Feb 16th (Sat night) at around 5 till drunk. Old Chicagos on Austin Bluffs and Academy. Its kinda a duel party because Amber is just 2 days older then me so we are combining efforts. We reserved tables in the back so feel free to show up whenever. Im going early to eat too. Let me know if you think you can come, I know there is a hash that day but maybe after that.
Yay to being old!

Holy Shit

2008-02-12T12:58:00.000-08:00

Have you ever been in so much pain that you just start crying your head off? That was me this morning. Woke up at 730. I have had Migraines since I was 6 years old, and ya they suck ass, but I have never had quite the headache I did this morning. I can usually deal with the vision change, the arms falling asleep, and the loss of intellegence that I get, but sweet jesus this headache was the worse I think I have ever had. I dont think I was in as much pain when I was having my kid for christ sake. Anyway that was my morning. I am just fine now, still a little headache but smiling and happy. Someone needs to come up with a cure for this shit soon. I would gladly take a pill every day to stop that shit forever.
This is why I dont drink caffine! (I think this happened cause I had 3 dark chocolate brownies yesterday... and some blackberries...) I just cant win..

ya

2008-02-05T13:42:00.000-08:00

I am a huge slacker, I know. I have been back since Friday and not posted. :) Ill write more soon

San Antonio

2008-01-19T13:44:00.000-08:00

We are in San Antonio right now. Staying near downtown in a hotel that used to be a jail. Kinda cool it looks like it could have been a jail too. You can see where they sawed off the bars on all the windows. They used to hang people on the 3rd floor and lower the bodies to the 1st floor. We are on the 1st floor. No ghosts so far, not even any good stories from the receptionist. I may have to see about scaring up some spirits later hehehe... There is a nice hot tub outside. Its pretty cold out here for it being so far south, so that is good :)

Takin off

2008-01-13T19:32:00.000-08:00

Well in a few hours I will be headed down to Texas. No, not for Tex-mex.
My husband is hopefully getting on a plane in the next few hours and I am picking him up. Yay!
I should be back feb 1 or 2
Be sure to drink a lot of beer for me while I am just a few hours north of you all!

hum

2008-01-09T20:57:00.000-08:00

I just watched a video. I have some comments about it but I think I will refrain. What do you think about war as a necessary evil?

The Cosmos

2008-01-02T09:30:00.000-08:00

I was laying in bed last night, minding my own business when the history channel decided to play a show about the universe. So I thought cool, something to watch besides reality TV. They started in on Wormhole theory and explaining how it works and how time works. For some reason I cannot get my mind around this idea. They were talking about how on one end of the wormhole it is a different time then on the other end. There were pretty pictures and clocks floating in space illustrating this, but I still was baffled. They also talked about how time on earth is different then time for someone in a rocket in space. Ok now, I get that gravity has a pull on time, and I understand the idea of what they are talking about, but for some reason I cannot see how it would make time travel possible. I mean, sure so its 12 here and in space its 1205... but what difference does it make if we are all in the instance. Maybe I am a little dee dee dee on this but how can you travel through a wormhole to the past? Its bothering me that my thinking wont accept this idea. I guess I am just a really linear person and any ideas of differing time in the same instance of the universe is crazy to me. Bleh

Baby Bathtub, or Baby Blender

2007-12-22T11:04:00.000-08:00

Ya, this is funny in so many ways. I was laughing so hard... it is pretty fucked up though. It is real, I guess its from Europe, and they are trying to bring it out here. All I gotta say is Hell no

Ah ya

2007-12-19T14:28:00.001-08:00

Rich called me this morning, 330 am... lol... he is reenlisting in the army. We have been going through this for about 2 months, not knowing what was going on. He is getting stationed at Fort Carson :) yay! I am very happy...
I am going out Sat night, celebrations must occur!

A different Christmas Poem

2007-12-16T14:28:00.000-08:00

This made me cry of course lol :) I thought I would share

A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, my daughter beside me, angelic in rest.Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, transforming the yard to a winter delight.
The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment or so it would seem, so I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.
The sound wasn’t loud, and it wasn’t too near but I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.Perhaps just a cough, I didn’t quite know, then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, and I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, a lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier I puzzled, some twenty years old, perhaps a Marine huddled here in the cold.
Alone in the dark he looked up and smiled, standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.‘What are you doing?’ I asked without fear, come in this moment. ‘It’s freezing out here!’ ‘Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve, you should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!’
For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift, away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts...
To the window that danced with a warm fire’s light then he sighed and he said ‘It’s really all right, I’m out here by choice. I’m here every night.’‘It’s my duty to stand at the front of the line, that separates you from the darkest of times.
No one had to ask or beg or implore me, I’m proud to stand here like my fathers before me.’‘My Gramps died at Pearl on a day in December,’ then he sighed, ‘that’s a Christmas Gram always remembers.’‘My dad stood his watch in the jungles of Nam, and now it is my turn and so, here I am.’‘I’ve not seen my own son in more than a while, but my wife sends me pictures, he’s sure got her smile.’
Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag, the red, white, and blue... an American flag.‘I can live through the cold and the being alone, away from my family, my house and my home.’‘I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet, I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat.’‘I can carry the weight of killing another, or lay down my life with my sister and brother, who stand at the front against any and all, to ensure for all time that this flag will not fall.’
‘So go back inside’, he said, ‘harbor no fright, your family is waiting and I’ll be all right.’
‘But isn’t there something I can do, at the least, ‘Give you money,’ I asked, ‘or prepare you a feast?’ ‘It seems all too little for all that you’ve done, for being away from your wife and your son.’ Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret, ‘Just tell us you love us, and never forget.
To fight for our rights back at home while we’re gone, to stand your own watch, no matter how long. For when we come home, either standing or dead, to know you remember we fought and we bled is payment enough, and with that we will trust, that we mattered to you, as you mattered to us.’

LCDR Jeff Giles, SC, USN30 t h Naval Construction Regiment OIC, Logistics Cell One Al Taqqadum , Iraq.

Things that piss me off

2007-12-05T12:14:00.000-08:00

Just a few...
It seems that in order to try to win anything these days we have to go to the website and sign up. I hate that shit. Fill out a damn survey, give them your info, and hope to win. I liked the days of looking in the box to see if you won, or under the cap... not having to type in numbers everywhere. bullshit...

Bright ass lights from hell on peoples cars...
Driving on the street, when the moon is new, and here comes the fucking giant truck of doom behind you blazing the sun into your mirrors. They always manage to hit all the mirrors and reflect the torture right into my eyes. What the hell is up with the blueish lights too.. the yellow ones are bright enough now I have even better high powered blue light flooding in. Man that shit pisses me off.

Movies

2007-11-28T14:47:00.000-08:00

Today I watched Apocalypto. It was actually kinda good, but then again I get caught up in drama pretty fast. The beginning I couldn't watch, I stood in my kitchen and listened to the screams and dying. The rest was pretty good. Although, the whole baby jetting out of the girl into the water thing at the end was a bit funny. :)

I am really looking forward to the movie "I am legend". I have watched all sorts of previews for it and it looks awesome. I really like those end of the world movies with scary infected/zombie/monster add ins. Good stuff. I might actually have to go to the theater for this one...

WoW

2007-11-27T14:56:00.000-08:00

I just saw the funniest commercial on spike. William shatner pushing World of Warcraft.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5AF1lPRWG8

Drunkeness

2007-11-26T19:21:00.000-08:00

As a side note, when Net and I were at Willies south we won a $10 bar tab. Since it was about midnight and we had no tab, Net went up to the bar and did something...
About 5 mins later he came back and we listened to some bad singing. The bartender came up with this tray filled with shot glasses.... I was thinking "what the fuck?!"
He had bought 10 shots of the butter schnaps that was on sale that night. I got a little nervous cause I had stopped drinking to be able to drive and I was thinking hell he cant drink all of those!
He had 2 then gave some to the people next to us.... then had another... then gave some to another table... and right before we left had 2 more.. he surely is a king among hashers. dats a lotta booze that night..

End of the Thanksgiving hash

2007-11-25T13:07:00.000-08:00

They were doing the Thriller zombie shuffle
And at the end of the congo line

The rest of the pics can be seen here
http://www.flickr.com/photos/dangeriss/

Ha Ha

2007-11-22T20:20:00.000-08:00

So, I managed to go the entire day without saying Happy Thanksgiving once!! yes... I had about 8 texts with the words in it, but I always responded with "you too" hehehe sukkas

Even with my family, they would say it, and I would say "oh ya you too" I am going to do the same thing on xmas too...

And, I bought Guitar Hero 3, and schooled everyone in my family. It was fun! My mom really likes it and is going to get me the other games for xmas so she can play it too... made an otherwise boring day go by really fast...

Nothing exciting

2007-11-20T20:19:00.001-08:00

Thats right Emo kids, he is coming for you!

I heart Christians

2007-11-13T21:02:00.000-08:00

Sorry in advance to any of my christian viewers, but this was cool. I went to perkins tonite for the kids eat free night with Johnny. There was a family next to us that Johnny just had to start messing with. After a bit, Johnny looked at me and said "that kid has a daddy, I dont have a daddy"
which of course was terrible and I felt really bad and said "Johnny your daddy is in Iraq remember??"
The guy heard me of course and started talking to Johnny about his daddy and if he was in the army and all that... so after a while they left and said bye bye and johnny finally ate.
After a few minutes, the waitress came by and said that that guy had paid for our dinner! I was like.. no way, really? dang I felt kinda bad cause its not like we are hurting or anything, but I also felt kinda good cause I never get that and it was cool of them to do that. That guy has got to be getting some good karma from that, at least I am sending it out to him!
Christians are cool sometimes :)

This just freaks me out for some reason

2007-11-10T18:28:00.000-08:00

ahhhhh ya......

Argo-Nutz

2007-11-10T07:56:00.000-08:00

(This is an old pic from the stripper hash)

Poor Argo, really hurt that boy the last 2 nights at Arctic. Guess you can't expect anything else when you have friends that are hashers. He is off to Iraq on Sunday.

Not sure if it will hold, but we renamed him Dances with Pillows :)

Halloween Hash

2007-11-08T17:57:00.001-08:00

Yes I know

2007-11-04T17:56:00.000-08:00

This blog sucks. I just moved, will be posting pics from the last hash soon, just calm down now....

Halloween

2007-10-30T07:53:00.000-07:00

Since my kid is gone, I am going to head to Old Chicagos on Wed night for some beers. Anyone bored should head up too....
Austin Bluffs

I will post the pics from the hash soon too, just cant right now cause my comp is in storage till friday, and putting some of those pics on moms comp would just be wrong hehehe

Yes!

2007-10-11T20:36:00.000-07:00

Alright, I tried to make this bigger, but whatever so here is what it says...

First guy- Oh my. Sir I think I may need a little more time to get the minions mobilized.

Second guy- I think I just had an evilgasam

Not much longer now

2007-10-09T18:42:00.000-07:00

The next paycheck Rich gets has his extra money in it. You know what that means??? Thats right kiddies, he will be back very soon now woohoo!!

ah ya

2007-10-08T09:18:00.000-07:00

You all remember going to Santa's workshop when you were kids. Now I get to go again muhahahah!!!
Peace out! (gotta do the peace sign sometimes, I know its gay but fuck it)

This one is for c4

2007-10-01T18:24:00.001-07:00

I was outside the other night, and johnny was shooting some balls out of a new nerf shooter. My downstairs neighbor says to me, " You shouldnt buy so many toys for Johnny, I swear he is really spoiled."

This is about the 8th time I have heard this from him. I know that I prob shouldnt buy him so many toys but its not every day or anything... maybe once a week if he is good at school. Anyway, I said to him, " Why do you care what I buy my kid, he is my kid and I can get him whatever I want. We can stay up till 2am if I want so what the fuck?"

That got him all defensive and he started sputtering nonsense about oh ya you can do what you want, its all good.

Fuck that, I am sick of defending my kid being happy. For once I actually didnt just say "oh your right, I know, wow I should stop"
Fuck what a dead beat dad says about it anyway, he should call his kid every once in a while instead of chasing after 18 year old pussy. hehehe

Moving time

2007-09-27T11:46:00.000-07:00

Anyone have a stash of boxes hanging around?

Beer

2007-09-11T20:44:00.001-07:00

Ya, I was singing when this pic was taken. You all know the song....
My neighbors refused pics after I said something about posting them on my blog lol... silly fuckers

Go Team Evil

2007-08-27T19:03:00.000-07:00

You know, sometimes there are just times when you gotta let loose the inner warrior

And this is who we strive to be!!

Or better yet, from left to right

Tony!, Marissa, Terry, Leokesh, Yunker, and Tom!!

Awesome

Yar!

2007-08-24T22:24:00.000-07:00

Ok. Once again I am pissed off. I know it is possible for a man and a woman to be just friends, cause I do it all the time. My neighbor is really nice, and likes to play with Johnny. Tonite, he got drunk, and said something that really got me going. he said, "I am done messing with Johnny, cause it doesn't get me anywhere so why should I care?" He said this in front of all the guys around my place, and everyone just looked at me like I was supposed to go fuck him or something right away. Fuck that, seriously. I thought he was trying to be honest friends with us but I guess he just wanted to get close to me so I would fuck him. He went and sat on his truck for a bit all pissed off, and I thought to myself, why should I even care enough to go over there and talk to him. I did anyway. Talk about a buzz kill too, jeez. And fuck all my other neighbors for assuming I would just go fuck him. Good thing I am moving out soon. And fuck them for giving me shit for not putting Johnny to bed at 8. We can stay upstairs till 2am awake if we want to, they can all go fuck themselves. Ok I am done again.

I hate stoopid fuckers

2007-08-21T14:14:00.000-07:00

I was relaxing so nicely a few minutes ago, when there was a knock on my door. No one ever comes to visit in the day so I figured it was maintenance or something. No, I am not so lucky. I almost didn't answer but I did like an idiot. Some young punk ass kid standing there. He did the usual "I'm a communication major and I am trying to go to Europe blah blah" I said I didn't want to buy anything, he said I didn't (of course) all I had to do was ask him what a matter baby is. I said I didn't have time right now, and he said.. "just ask me what a matter baby is"
I said I don't care ( hehehe whats a matter baby?? ya right like i am going to say that shit)

He said " you know that's what is wrong with the world today, no one cares. well god bless you anyway" and he left.

What the fuck ever, like I want to pay for some dumb ass smelly grubby looking kid who is supposedly in college to go to Europe. LOL seriously, I have trouble paying for my own shit let alone a lier. And anyone else who comes to my door and says god bless you will get a nice response next time that will probably warrant a police presence.

Which reminds me of when the babtists came to my door and said to me "what if you were to die tomorrow, do you know you would go to heaven??" My response as usual.. "I don't care" that about made him keep going but I think looking at me made him think I was a lost cause.. hehehe standing there with a beer in my hand, and kid screaming in the background.... classic

Anyway I am sick of people trying to make me care about their lives, or lies, or religion. I care about things like my husband not dying, my kid being happy, my family progressing, and my friends. Fuck all else. I'm done.

Porn for women

2007-08-19T16:54:00.000-07:00

Rich Pics

2007-08-11T20:56:00.001-07:00

hahaha taking pics of himself

Rich sent me some pics tonite! Yay, I am not sure why he is wearing these uniforms or even how he got them but whateva

Bored

2007-08-09T18:36:00.001-07:00

Bored... my mom thinks she has West Nile, so I am screwed for a babysitter anytime soon...
She has been to the ER 3 times this week, I think she is getting better tonite though, which is good :)
In other news, why would anyone say someone you knew died, when maybe they did not... I will be so mad if this fucker lied to me about that.. death will be coming... I mean I cried for like an hour! Who does that shit?? Now do I hope its not true or do I hope it is? fucking hell....

Sweet Love

2007-08-03T20:47:00.000-07:00

It is hard to think that it was only 6 years ago. So many things have happened in that time. I miss Rich very much today.. we have never missed an anniversery, which makes it harder. I love him very much and soon I hope he will be back and never leave again, though that seems unlikely. Thanks to C4 for being there for me, I love ya girl... ( you can see her in the pic on the top if you look close enough )

Pathfinder

2007-07-25T20:43:00.000-07:00

Has anyone seen this movie Pathfinder? Wondering if it is worth renting at all. How gory is it? stupid story?

I find this funny

2007-07-21T20:54:00.000-07:00

So, tonite there was a party at my apartment place. I managed to get really drunk and am still so as I write this. After the party we all go down to the usual drinking point. Men are dumb, thats all I have to say.. there is this guy that thinks he is the shit, and then my downstairs neighbor across the way who is cool, if not a bit odd. Texas(we call him this cause he is from Texas, downstairs across the way) and Dude (no idea what his name is) start getting into it cause of some dumb shit. I remove myself from the area, and sit on the stairs to watch if they start fighting. They grab each others asses and posture a bit, then all is forgiven. I swear I do not understand the thinking here. A man who is not happy with another can posture and grab some ass, then they laugh and say all is forgiven.What the fuck!!! at least there was no real fighting though... but what is the deal here??

Ren Fair

2007-07-18T14:30:00.000-07:00

John getting knighted
Tom being Tom
Aaron, Tom and Terry

Fixed

2007-07-09T21:15:00.000-07:00

I got fixed today, this is near my left elbow. I have had a nasty little thing there for years now and finally today it was cut off. I would like to thank the Zink master for having such a good mother who said to me " you want to do that today?? ok lets cut that off for ya"

awesome

Pics

2007-06-24T08:35:00.000-07:00

I dont know who these guys are but damn they are sexy
Roger and Me, he said this IS him smiling
Tom, John, and Terry

Drunk

2007-06-20T15:05:00.000-07:00

Yet again, drunk on my recent trip to Illinois. Ya fun stuff

Ha

2007-06-14T22:12:00.001-07:00

My husband is just going to kill me for this but I can't resist. This is him, back in the day he must have been like 18 or younger. Gotta love the shirt hehehe what a skinny fucker... and damn that hair!!

Aquarium

2007-06-01T18:31:00.000-07:00

Went to the Denver Aquarium today. It was really cool, everyone should go check it out at some point. Very worth the drive.

This was funny

2007-05-22T19:02:00.000-07:00

I was reading Marie Claire (fashion Magazine) and there was a section about who women would want to trade places with in a love scene. There it was, No Shit, at #5 trading places with Jake Gyllenhaal when Heath Ledger gets rough with him in the tent. Now, I like the thought of Heath just fine, but.. ah... getting it up the butt with no lube is not cool! hehehe #5 jeez I can think of a lot of better sex scenes. Oh and just so you know, #1 was trading with the girl who was captured and forced to service Brad Pitt in Troy. Now that would be fun :)

I know I am weird but...

2007-05-20T20:24:00.001-07:00

I love this magazine, its so fucked up :) you can buy it at borders.... it can be really bad sometimes, just so you know

Hummm looks familiar

2007-05-15T16:07:00.000-07:00

Your Mom

2007-05-13T19:34:00.000-07:00

My mom took this pic in Manitou this weekend, all I can say is wow

Dentist

2007-05-08T20:24:00.000-07:00

Had round 3 at the dentist today. One more time and I will be all done. But, holy shit! today actually hurt more then it ever has in the past. Had to get 2 fillings done on my bottom left, which was already very fucked up. Nowadays at the dentist, they numb up your gums just a little bit, then take a huge torture device that the devil created and shoot more numbzit in your tooth. Fucking hell that shit hurt... Then he is drilling away and sure enough I start feeling that pain coming and finally i had to jerk away and demand more numbzit shit. He was like "oh sorry sweetie, we hate it when it hurts you know, but at least you know your tooth isn't dead"
I know my tooth isn't dead cause I can still feel it every day! wtf.. I like the guy don't get me wrong but hell that hurt. Now it is throbbing pain. My mom gave me some super pain killers and i think its starting to kick in yay. The dentist is pure evil incarnate, especially the Mormon ones lol :) I'm just kidding but the sooner this is over the better.

Promotion

2007-05-03T13:40:00.000-07:00

(silly pic of him from last month, he would be so mad if he knew I put this up here)

Richard finally got his promotion. He is now back up to what he was when he left the first time. Sgt Randolph hehehe

Funny thing is he is getting paid more now then a low end E-7 because of his time in service. Good for him, and he said that nothing crazy happened that day, just a few hard punches in the arms and chest. I guess he got lucky.

Mushrooms

2007-04-22T20:10:00.000-07:00

I was watching the planet earth show tonight on discovery. There was a section in which an ant was taken far away from the rest of the ants and left to die. Ends up, they did that because it had a parasitic mushroom spore growing inside it and it would kill off a ton of the other ants. Time lapse for a bit and the ant dies. Next thing it shows is a mushroom growing out of the top of its head... time lapse to show it growing. Then they cut to other insects with mushrooms growing out of their legs, heads, thorax.... I about died. Almost had to puke. That was one of the grossest thing I have ever seen. I hate mushrooms passionately.. not the kind that you eat, i got no problems there, but the kind that appear in your house or grow outta things they shouldn't. I get chills every time I even think about it. Just thought I would share

Army Strong

2007-04-12T13:51:00.000-07:00

Just some more from what I wrote below this, the tour extension thing. I wasn't to worried about this cause Rich mentioned it prob was just a rumor. Well, not a rumor after all apparently... not set in stone but the people above him are not saying "no" now.. so looks like he will be gone until Feb. now. That is just fabulous. There is another shitty part though which is fucked up and gay and of course typical. When he left he was told that if he had to stay over 12 months, he would get an extra 1000 a month. Now, they are changing that to 15 months, of course! I mean wow if you knew you had to keep troops there for extra time what better way to not have to pay them extra then to extend the tours instead. They changed the rules and took that money away.. he may get 200 extra a month but fuck what bastards. Of course this is not confirmed at the moment, but come on now of course it will happen. We should all write letters to congressmen.

Tours

2007-04-12T10:40:00.000-07:00

The length of time for a tour in Iraq is going up to 15 months, isn't that lovely...
Guess I will never get pregnant again

24

2007-04-11T20:56:00.000-07:00

I will prob get some hell for this but its cool. I decided after Monday that I am not watching 24 anymore. It was so cool in the beginning, bombs going off and shit, but now it is so damn tedious that I am done. Sorry you hardcore fans but I can only take so much.

After the hash

2007-04-01T09:09:00.000-07:00

Fucking Tom: Ya, I like her ass a lot, its so tight

Fun Tina: Ya, buns of steal baby

Fucking Tom: they are too!

Fun Tina: Rip your cock right off

Fucking Tom: nice

Cops at Arctic

2007-04-01T08:58:00.000-07:00

Sorry Kirk, you moved at the wrong time hehehehe

Fun times

2007-03-28T11:43:00.000-07:00

Here we are at Garden of the Gods. Rich, Johnny, and John sitting on a rock. We are doing good, drinking a lot of beer and downloading a lot of pics. I hope to bring Rich to Arctic on Friday night and perhaps Sat. to the hash. Not sure on that yet but we will see.

Long ass flights

2007-03-21T08:06:00.000-07:00

My husband called me Monday night to tell me he was on the way to the airport to come home. yay! So I waited... and this morning at 8 he called to say he was in Kuwait. Dang, that took a long ass time. He said they had a lot of customs nonsense to go through, and that there were a lot of guys going so it took a really long time to leave. So he will be here tomorrow at 530 apparently.. I hope it works out that way.

Green Dress Hash

2007-03-18T11:20:00.000-07:00

Just Tom and Milf

Lick My Lincoln and Nascock

Back from Buffalo

2007-03-11T19:57:00.000-07:00

Well here I am with Will, my brother in law. Crazy guy I tell you. He is so like my husband :)
I had a good time. Ate Beef on Weck, and Wings from the original Anchor bar. Sorry Milf, did not bring any back for ya. I know I suck but that would have been hard to do at 4am. Had some fun on the plane trip out there, I think my kid had food poisoning cause about 2 hours in on the first flight he puked all over the place. That was fun ;) then of course he had explosive diarrhea which was also just awesome. The next 2 days were lovely with poop the main attraction for me. But, I did drink with Willy, and drink some fine NY micro brews. I am glad I am back but I miss my little man, I hope he does well out there.

Poop

2007-03-04T16:39:00.000-08:00

I stole this from the Buffalo Hash House Harriers website

Invader Zim

2007-03-01T20:09:00.000-08:00

I was watching this cartoon tonight. There are numerous references to poop. He was selling poop candy for a fundraiser with a dog mascot called poop the dog. And then they had meat milkshakes. This cartoon is hilarious everyone should catch some Zim...

Arrg

2007-02-27T20:30:00.000-08:00

So, when I drink beer I cannot seem to control myself. Why do I drink so fucking fast?? I can down 3 beers in like 15 mins... which is so bad for me. I can always stop myself from going to crazy but damn! The onset of drinking is fucking ridiculous I tell you.. I do like seeing Arctic at the Thirsty Parrot though hehehe oh ya baby.

What girl does not like to shop....

2007-02-27T12:50:00.000-08:00

After christmas, I have exhausted my desire for things on Amazon.com. I know its weird but I cannot think of a damn thing to get off there. I have $75 .. any suggestions?

Whole Foods

2007-02-26T21:07:00.000-08:00

This store was making me laugh the other day. I decided to check it out for the first time since I was bored and was trying to keep Johnny somewhat entertained. What I figured out was that it is like Wegmans on crack. For those that don't know, Wegmans is a grocery store, I know they are in NY not sure where else. Anyway, Wegmans always had the best selection for fruits and cheese. Rows of cheese. It was awesome. That is really hard to find out here in CO... but Whole foods is trying. I saw some fruit cups and went to check them out. Nice looking, but small and then I saw the price. $9 omfg! for something that will last a whole 5 mins tops. The cheese was the same way. So in the end we walked out of there with a completely empty cart. Suck my balls Whole foods.

CSI

2007-02-26T21:04:00.000-08:00

I just got done watching that CSI called Grave Matters. The one that was directed by Tarentino. I must say, I was very into it the whole time. I like CSI a lot, and this one was very good. You should check it out if you get a chance to. Poor Nick.. really felt that guys pain.

Crazy ass shit

2007-02-25T19:36:00.000-08:00

My moms cousin is in town visiting and I went over tonight for dinner. She is a Uber christian and I can definitely tell when she talks about most things. She lives down in Cortez Colorado right now, and works at a homeless shelter. She says that most of the town is Native American, so a lot of the people that come in are Navajo and Ute. Anyway, she starts talking about how when they come in they are all drunk and violent, and apparently hate each other, but there is this herb that they burn that calms everyone down and they all just sit and eat and there are no shenanigans. Then she brings out this box that she got for her kids to help with headaches and pains. We start going through it and there is like sage, sweet grass, tree barks, and this mushroom stuff. She says that if you take the mushrooms and burn them and inhale the smoke it is supposed to cure headaches. Now I know that there are remedies and shit that is natural, but seriously, a mushroom. I am trying really hard not to laugh... but then she says oh ya they get it from Canada. Now I am really thinking ok dehydrated mushrooms from Canada.... ok... well what do I know but shit come on. Just sounds like she is hitting the shrooms herself to me. Anyway that's my story and I did laugh later, just thinking of her getting herbs and shrooms was hilarious.

The Alley

2007-02-21T20:17:00.000-08:00

(Now, if you don't like horror don't read this mkay)

I never would have believed that one day I would see something that made my skin crawl and my fear send me clutching to the darkness of a shrouded corner. The fact that I made it out alive to write this down is a miracle in itself since the horrors of the week before will forever scar my mind. My writing is shaky at best and if anyone can read these words later they will understand why I am doing what I need to do.
What would make a person walk down the twisting dirty alleys of a foreign city anyway? Its hard to imagine doing this alone, but I did out of boredom maybe or perhaps adventure. It really does not matter now, the only thing that matters is that I end this soon. But first you must know what I saw that night.
I started out at around 9 pm on a cold February night, the city I was in was quiet already and the lights were faint as I entered the dark narrow passage. I had drank myself to a nice buzz and feeling the rush of invincibility I pressed on. I turned a few corners and did not notice anything at first, but soon I heard a rustling coming from behind me. I turned but nothing was there, so I walked on. Soon I noticed it was getting louder and seemed closer, so I decided to hide in a corner and wait for whatever was coming.
I waited for what seemed forever until finally I noticed a small movement at the end of the road. It was small and seemed to be shuffling. I pushed farther into the wall to avoid being seen. I thought it was a dog or cat, but as it got closer I noticed it was more human shaped. A loud wheezing was coming from it and when it moved the sound of sharp claws scratched across the hard ground. I moved my foot just a bit to wake it up and the thing turned and looked right at me. I saw something I wish I could forget forever in that glance. The face was crumbled up and looked like dust with rivulets of dark hair coursing the flesh. The mouth was shaped like a sucker, sharp dangling teeth twitching inside the slimy hole. The eyes were deep gold with red dots in the middle. The dots widening trying to focus on me. I took a deep breath and it locked in on that sound. It moved toward me faster, shaking and lunging on shapeless fleshy nubs. I stood and moved away from it, seeking the way I had come in. It growled at me something that I will forever hear in my nightmares. I had no scream then, it was almost to me and I was frozen by the sight of it. I managed somehow to turn and run, I could hear it behind me shaking and gasping. The gurgling sounds rushing from its fish like mouth. I ran as fast as I could, hearing it always behind me almost on me.
I finally reached the end of the alley and burst out into the street. I turned and saw it still coming, but at the end it stopped. I saw it stand and what I saw sent me running for my room and the darkest corner I could find to hide. The terrible truth that was in that creature stood out from its chest and forced me to never stop crying out in the night. I can not begin to describe the horror of that night or what fell from the creature onto the cold stone road, thousands of slimy rotting shadows on the ground. Before I managed to run for my life, I heard it call out to me. It said it would find me and make me feel the pain that I had seen in its eyes.
Now as I sit here I know it is coming for me. The red growing in its eyes. I think it has found a way in here through the pipes in the water where it comes from. I can hear it now, twisting up through the drains. Its claws raking the steel and its growl closer and closer. Now I must go and do the terrible thing I need to do, it is the only way to stop the torture I will receive if I do not. I can not take it anymore, I have to end it now. I hear it! It is coming, it is too late, I see it!
-This letter was found later that night by the manager of the hotel. It seems that people heard a loud scream coming from the room. Soon after the manager opened the room and what he saw made him run screaming for the police. The room was covered in grey slime, water was dripping everywhere. In the bathroom, the pipes on the tub were bent, broken, and twisted out of shape, the police seem to think that the blood and hair found in the pipes was from the renter of the room. How she could have gotten in the pipes was a mystery but there was also a hand and leg pieces not to far down. The letter was dismissed as delusion, and the conclusion was that someone had dismembered her and pushed her down the pipes. Why there was slime all over the room was never solved, nor any other pieces of the body found.

Birthday

2007-02-19T14:06:00.000-08:00

So tomorrow is my Birthday, my last in the 20s... I have been getting calls today wondering what I am doing for it. I say nothing... the line gets a little quiet... and then I get branded depressed again. So, to get over this torment I think it would be cool to get together on Friday night to celebrate my hair turning grey. I will be at arctic anyone that wants to come and drink with me, do it! And no more thinking I am depressed now mkay.. If there is some cool show going on that night that would be fun to do too... anyone know of any??

Oh and this pic is for Nick, I noticed it in his basement the other day right under the comp desk...

NBN

2007-02-19T14:04:00.000-08:00

Oh ya

2007-02-18T09:52:00.000-08:00

WOP

2007-02-16T22:45:00.000-08:00

these pics were all like 7 years ago...

Um ya

2007-02-16T22:36:00.000-08:00

One of my favorite pics of me and MILF... so long ago.. but hey who can deny the Air Force in his eyes...

Alright

2007-02-16T22:33:00.000-08:00

Sorry but I just had to do this... Milf and C4 like what... 6-7-8 years ago... hehehehe flame away homos

Monet 1999-2007

2007-02-14T20:20:00.000-08:00

Monet Marshall (Giggy) 8 year old iguana, died suddenly on Friday, Feb. 9 of complications of kidney failure. Monet was known for his ability to climb the rose trellis, tightrope across the fence, climb the neighbors tree and end up on their roof. He loved to lay in the sun, eat hibiscus leaves and steal the dog's food. He was a fierce companion and will be missed.

Eyes

2007-02-13T12:54:00.000-08:00

My sister in law took this picture of my kid over christmas. Now, he does have different colored eyes for sure, but damn I think she touched this up cause wow thats drastic. When I look at him he has a brown and a grey eye so... not sure how the green came up but hell this is a cool pic

Um... MILF??

2007-02-08T13:39:00.000-08:00

I was talking to Milf last night about his trip to Durango. I mentioned that I thought it was really funny that he called us at Arctic on Sat. night during the hash to chat. He looked at me like WTF?? I said ya, you called NBN at like 8 or 9 and we all passed you around to chat. He said no, that didn't happen your lying. I'm sorry I have to laugh at this and post cause damn, boy was obviously really drunk. Cant remember talking to NBN, then me, then WOP, then Brownie... think that was all..

We should definitely give him some hell for this

Blood

2007-01-31T20:20:00.000-08:00

I often wonder about the life my father had as a child. I was thinking about him tonite, so I will share this story even though it is not very uplifting.

My dad grew up in Sidney Illinois, which is about 15 miles from Champaign-Urbana. Its a small town, when I was young there were 500 residents, now its closer to 2000 being close to a college town. He had 3 brothers, he was second youngest. Now, my grandparents had always lived in this area, and they were married when my grandma was 14. Grandpa was like 19 I think so ya, that's good huh. From what I gather, my grandpa was a huge asshole, beat up grandma all the time, and his kids. Its no wonder how they rebelled against him.

When my dad was 16, his older brother was getting into all sorts of trouble. He ended up with the option of go to jail, or join the marines and go to Nam. So he went to Nam, and died soon after. The next oldest son also had the same option, but he went to the Philippines instead. The point though is that my dad told me a story once about Jakie, the oldest, that stuck with me. Right before he went to war, he came home to see my grandma, and she was in the middle of getting it from the old man. Dad says that Jakie took my grandfather and beat him senseless then told him if he ever hit her again, he would kill him. Apparently this subdued the old man and he never did hit her again, or any of the others. My dad says that this is from Jakie dying, and grandpa being proud of his sacrifice. Probably so..

Last year as I was strolling around the farm walking through the knee high corn, I wondered about the land. I asked my dad some things and he said that the land behind the farm house was never to be sold. That Jakie's blood was in the ground and it was something that family should hold onto. I asked what he meant, but he never said. Still wondering about that one..

My grandfather was also a Knight of Pithius.. and when he died, we went through the storage of things from the group. Besides the usual capes and swords, we found a real human skeleton. I remember touching it and thinking, what the fuck! I will never know the story behind that though.

My dad has this strange ability to sense and apparently talk to dead people too. He has said things and seen things that are so strange you have to believe him. Conversations in private between two other people that he knew about somehow. To the minute when someone died, even when he wasn't told until the next day.

My dads house burned down 2 years ago, it was strange because he had just had a fight with his other brother nights before in which he was told he was going to be killed if he didn't stop fucking around. Ended up being and accident, but I still have my doubts.

Bloody cornfields and fires in the night... I wish my dad would tell me more sometimes, maybe I will ask him more when I see him next. Crazy small town. Its no wonder my older brother has not been back for 15 years. My dad loves the land though and can make anything grow. I will surely enjoy his asparagus field for years to come.

Sez Army

2007-01-28T00:23:00.000-08:00

So, the virtual army FRG is a fucking waste of space. I get an email to go check it out to see new pics of my group. I sign on, go to the site and ya, there are 2 new pics. No news, nothing even remotely interesting. Waste I tell you. They said that the website was going to be fabulous and cool, what the fuck ever. It makes me so mad too, since that's the only way I can stay in touch with the FRG. Its all good though, not like I am involved or anything. I would just really like to see an organized space when I bother to sign on I guess. Oh well.

Cartoons

2007-01-24T20:40:00.000-08:00

I watch a lot of cartoons. We all know why. There are very few that I can actually get into because of obvious reasons. There are currently 2 that are it for me. Avatar, and Martin Mystery. Avatar is just fun to watch, love the story line. Martin Mystery however does something else for me. It seems that whoever wrote it definitely wants it to feel like a comic book turned Japanese cute. They have the typical start off that has a comic book feel, with a main page. In the show there are scenes where he and his sister turn into little cartoon versions of themselves which is the cutesy aspect. Now what makes this cool is I think it has a very H.P. Lovecraft influence acting on it. The shows are always titled things like "Monster from the Deep," or, "It Came From Beyond." There seems to be a very scary monster involved in all cases and it is up to the detectives to solve the case and catch the monster. They do throw some alien things in there, but for the most part it is just creepy monster shit. I love it. I watch it every time it is on. I know Johnny probably should not watch it, but he loves it when it comes on so eh, whatever. Just thought I would share that with you all, Martin Mystery, man of terror in the minds of little budding Cthulhu fanatics YAY!

Rome

2007-01-21T19:23:00.000-08:00

So, I love this show on HBO. It is very intriguing to watch. Filled with all the stuff you would expect, politics, sex, war, violence. Tonite I was watching and there was one line in it that stood out. So tonite I will leave you with this: "I AM A SON OF HADES! I FUCK CONCORD IN HER ASS!"

Another story about Richy

2007-01-21T19:13:00.000-08:00

So the other day Richy called me and told me about his day. I know I have told a few of you this already so bear with me. They were out on patrol, and stopped to check some things out. Guys were getting out of their trucks, and Rich was still sitting in his behind his happy gun. All of a sudden, shots start ringing out and guys hit the dirt. One of the guys got shot through the ass (his hash name should be but peircing) and he decided to shoot back. The medic ran over to him and on the way also got shot, in the leg. At this point, what like 2 seconds, Rich turned his gun to the buildings and started unloading on them. He aimed for the muzzles blasts he saw. He told me it was really surreal to see the building just fall into pieces and explode and start burning. His bullets are the kind that start fires. He laid out a nice spread in front of his guys, and the bad guys fled into the distance. Rich went to get the hurt guys and they took them to the camp up the road. Everyone made it out and not to terribly wounded. There was a formal hearing about the events that occurred, and since Rich was the only other one to shoot, he had to give a statement. He was fine, cleared of anything that may have been bad. He did get a handshake from some of the high ups that were there, so I am hoping they will stop fucking around and get his promotion finally going. I told my dad this story and he was quiet, and listened to the whole thing, which made me happy. Then he said, "be sure to ask Rich if he needs more bullets, cause I got plenty of those to spare."-silliness lol I am very proud of my Richy, and I know he does the right thing out there. Fucking dirty insurgent bastards will have to try harder, fuckers.....

Dad visit

2007-01-18T21:50:00.000-08:00

You will have to forgive me tonite, I am a little intoxicated.. When I got home, my father was still here thank god, but he had also invited over his friend Tom, who was passed out on my couch(not the first time hehehe). So i went into the other room with Johnny and pops, and he got on the internet.. I drank another beer... which is why I am fucked right now. Then his friend woke up and we talked for a bit, till dad and him decided to leave. I was ok with that since I am drunk and my dad is well... ya.. I watched from the window, Tom went to his truck, dad went to his car, sat down and lit up a nice fat doobie. hehehe I love my dad, he makes me laugh, before he left we talked about weed and he was like, want some?? I said no as usual, and then he left. Oh well what can you do. I will miss him, I dont see him very often. He brought oysters tonite, I tried but I couldnt do it. I did save the jar though since it is nice and solid.

Well

2007-01-17T21:18:00.000-08:00

So everything I talked about in my last post, I actually did. I spent 4 hours on my game, and it is just about ready to submit which is awesome. I got a call from my dad, and met up with him tonite. He is going to come over tomorrow night for a short bit so I can go to happy hour. My kitchen is still a wreck but I did work on it a bit. I still need to clean up my kids room and make it so he can sleep in it without feeling closed in. All in all it was a pretty good day. Laughed at American Idol for a while, show cracks me up. Thats all though, looking forward to sleeping...